Thursday, 4 September 2014

One Leg Up


 
Ok let’s face it, I am short! I hate those politically correct ways of stating the obvious ex) “vertically challenged”—it’s not a condition people!  I can’t go to a special class to learn how to be un-short!

And on a daily basis I am bombarded with people that are of “average height”, pshh and photos make it worse usually because unless there is a point of reference I tend to forget that that girl, on the cover of the magazine? Ya hi she has the legs of a gazelle and the torso of a giraffe and that smock she’s wearing is going to look like a burlap sack on anyone under 6 feet tall. Come on! 

So alas, embracing my stature I have learned that while I can read article upon article on how to look taller, you can’t fight genetics!  So why not work with what you got?

NO, I am not going to tell you that nude shoes make you look taller because honestly they just look like you’re wearing nude shoes.  And shorter skirts don’t make your legs look longer they just look like you have on a short skirt …shame on you.  Heels will make a tall person taller and a short person taller, its not rocket science people!

What I am going to do is share how I love my little legs and show them off in a way that’s flattering for me. 

1)      Exfoliate like your life depends on it.  Silky soft legs allow you to feel elegant and confident and nobody wants to see your stumps scaly and dry.

2)      Work them out.  Squats, lunges, plies you name it to ensure all your leg muscles are toned, tight and shapely, because nobody wants wiener legs.  BONUS: leg exercises burn more calories than upper body ones

3)      Moisturize please.  My favourite is Johnson’s Baby Oil Gel.  It makes you gams glisten in the light and smells divine.  Moisturize your legs every time you get out of the shower, and then again if you’re going to wear an outfit that bares your legs.

4)      A hint of color goes a long way.  During the summer months my legs will get naturally tanned, but when the fall comes I like to mix a little self tanner into my moisturizer to give a subtle tint and hide any imperfections.  I like Loreal Sublime Tan gel it’s lightweight and not sticky.

5)      Get those toes fixed! Make sure you’re pedicure is on point.  A clean set of toe nails can go a long way.  Mine are always painted but clean fresh nails are always the cherry on top of a nice set of legs.  Nothing worse than looking like you’ve been walking through coals all day, ick. 

So there you have it! It’s so easy to feel comfortable in your little legs, just take care of them and stride right past those chicks with their spidery long legs, like a boss!